MTV ROADIES-the union of the dumbasses

i know mny of u worthles ppl out der wud frown on dis cos u think its d greatest show ever(thou d intrvws r gud).wel heres y i thnk it sucks.


u hv dis lean mean bald guy sittin infrnt of u across d room(dunno his name,i thnk its raghu) who luks wid d same damn expression at evry1 which says"i am better dan u bitch",n den u hv dese enormous dumbasses who keep walkin in thru dat door just so dat our bald friend here can unleash a frsh can of pure whoop-ass evry single time n den hv a hearty laf about hw fucked up d kid ws.thou i dunno y d bald guy alwys hs a sidekick who suddenly thnks dat even hes as tuf as d bald guy n strts spewin sum shit questions of his own 2 d morons who walk in.
aftr dis very sophisticated state of d art drilling process dey do shrt list d final dumbasses who r 2 be aired.al dese dicks hv a winning smile on dere faces which enables dem 2 thnk dat dey hv finally developed a true personality n dat dey must be d coolest ppl on earth n at the same time try 2 hide al dis enthusiasm wid a false modesty.wat dey dnt realise is d fact dat dey try 2 choose d types who go nuts over nuthn fr dis show,obvsly nobody wud lik 2 c a bunch of calm intellectuals ridin dere bikes d whole time n doin shity tasks.
so here dey go d ppl wid "diverse pesonalities" on a funky road trip.unfortunately d diversity jus boils down 2 dese few character traits which i give u one by one

1.the regular bitch- dis is d most common character on dis show.dese maggots generaly dun hv a spine n alwys swing towrds d way d wind blows,dere loyalty is up for sale 24/7 jus fr peanuts n can adjust to any situation.dese dun get eliminated so soon.

2.the super bitch- dis one is an upgraded version of d above mentioned,she has fangs n retractable claws which she uses every nw n den wen she needs 2 mark her kill or a prey.she posses d awsum quality 2 hv a poker face d whole time only 2 reveal at d end dat shes d ultimate whore d team has been lukin for.if she plys her bitchy cards rite den she manages 2 stay til d end odrwise dese skanks donot make it dat far.

3.the emotionaly crippled minihunk-deres always dis one guy who knws just d rite buttons 2 press for most of d woman in d grup,n being d bitches dey r dey also fancy him,so wat does he do next?
he turns up his charm n gives dem d glimpse of his warm heart.he generaly very easily manages 2 get d frst type i hv mentioned.so dis guy aftr his regular visit frm d gynacologist teams up wid d odr guys n comes up wid a gay plan of his own.gnrlly dis guys mask is lifted aftr a few eliminations.

nw dat i hv classified dis anal retentive jackasses lets luk in2 wat extreme tasks dey do.dese tasks may include pointless activities like tryin 2 score a goal wid his arm tied n blindfolded but only 2 realise moments ltr dat d prsn u hit d ball wid whos standin infrnt of u gets eliminated,dis sort of stuf is d twist or masala as u may cal it in dere tasks.
den aftr dat al d precious immunity shit happens.basically dis cock fight goes on until thr remains d biggest cock of al who takes it al.dis program is so shitty dat i cant even stress dis fact stongly enuf so i am jus gonna stop scribblin stuf n let u thnk bout it(i am tired).

MY SINCERE THOUGHTS

SO it hs finally happened,i have started writing blogs,ya i know what a waste of time and energy(wat a corny way 2 start off d blog).but the intention of my blogs is not to write all shady n cheesy stuff about how beautiful nature is or how precious my friends are or how i hope everyone cud hold hands and sing gay songs until the world accepts peace,but its about PURE BITCHING about things dat piss me off on a daily basis.Y?may be because i am to much of a panzie to say it out in d open(thou sayn it here is d same thing,but who cares) or maybe because i can do so.
so most of the things u come across in my section wud be the things dat set my bullshit alarm flying.this doesnt mean i hate evrythn but it jus means dat i shud give equal credit 2 thngs i hate by sheer bitching.so here i go....