OH NO!! NOT THIS AGAIN

Recently I had a chat with one of my friends when she mentioned that, she is a feminist. Obviously my skin crawled but chatting further I realized she was really not the traditional feminist but a better and refined version. So I didn’t retaliate much. But this chat actually reminded me of the previous chats with other people with whom I had the misfortune of talking to . Everything about them screamed out feminist. They were always getting mad at how you address a girl or they were always using politically correct sentences and forcefeeding righteous bullshit down my throat for no apparent reason ,as if they were holy descendents of god himself/herself(benefit of doubt for feminists reading this).

The only word I heard the most was the word ‘equality’ and they crushed this into each of the little doses of bullshit that they where forcefeeding down my throat. I have never been able to understand what are they so pissed about. Is it men?Is it the government? I just don’t get it.I have never really understood why they think that a sole purpose of a man is to find ingenious ways to control a woman,I mean really,who gives a shit? But nonetheless it is satisfying to hear their idiotic replies when you call on their bullshit.

The other day too I saw how some women judge a man so quickly. A man was late for work and was running after the train and he jus couldn’t let that train go as he would be late ,so he ran and got up on the nearest bogie,which happened to be a ladies compartment. I could immediately hear shrieking and screaming, but no one actually saw the reason as to why he did what he did. But when women step onto the general bogie they expect not even a little brush against their body even if its crowded else she screams out for the bitch she is by saying stuff that will make her sound like a damsel in distress. My theory is that all these women are feminists,neways coming back to my point…

I am not going to put my point forward by saying the same old bullshit like “women are in every field nowadays,be it medicine,space,politics,blah ,blah,….and women are realizing their potential(and then a applause from the audience)”
I am so irritated by the douchebags (be it a guy or a girl) who keep saying this immense proportion of patronizing shit round the clock. I mean , ok fine, I get it , you are doing various jobs now , so what ,who cares? Just do your job and shut the fuck up just like the rest of us, really. I really feel like slitting my throat when I hear a woman say this emancipation crap to me,what the hell am I suppose to do, hand my ass to you on a platter so that each one of you can take turns stomping it. Just shut the hell up.

Talking about that equality stuff, I feel they use it to their discretion very comfortably. For once I would like to see honesty from them. Just once I would like to see all the feminist groups go and protest the girl’s reservation quota in various fields, may be then I will put down my video game and actually lend my ear and listen to them . But they will ricochet that with the standard saying that women were oppressed and denied education in the past, so this is to encourage woman. Really?? this is just like sayin ,hey ! lets kill all the germans cos they really fucked everyone 70 years ago . What has the past got to do with anything?? Giving them reservation just literally gives them the image of being helpless or oppressed which shouldn’t be the case. Education is subject to brains and not female oppression. If reservation has to be given, give it on a financial basis, allow the person to get the same amenities and then let them enter the competition just like others.

There is another issue of woman at work, that she is not given very high ranking jobs and not allowed to prosper, really?

Then who are those people who keep messing with their hair at every board of directors meeting or trustee meetings. But you may say that I am just citing examples now, k fair enough. But let me say this ,suppose for a position mr X has been given a job after denying the same position to mr Y ,would you care?? Probably not .But if it’s miss Y ,then all of a sudden the gender scenario sprouts up , I ask why??? Why was it any different for mr Y , may be both mr Y and miss Y were not capable enough , just learn to live with that. But I guess at the end of the day you will find only miss Y holding up banners in the streets protesting this “oppression”. Just understand that may be you do suck sometimes just like the rest of us.

If at all anyone is denying you of your rightful place then its just that the person is a complete douche(could be a man or a woman) .And sometimes even women back off from high responsibility jobs so that she can give time for home and kids, is this unfair?? I say no, its her decision , and personally I totally respect what she is doing, cos woman are naturally more caring unlike men who might not be so nurturing, and managing a home is quite a task . we all have our parts in daily life, noone is constricting you from achieving your goals, its just a matter of woman’s choice and priority, may be that’s why men don’t generally back down from high pressure jobs cos he knows he and his partner can look out for each other, come what may. What is so unsettling about that, really? why do feminists frown upon that? If she wants to further her present career, fine, well and good , it’s really her call .

Even in the case of bar girls, it was their choice, no one dreams to be a bar girl as a child,right? Ok fine, so you took down the bars which had bar girls(well done) and then what, did you have the decency to atleast offer them jobs so that they don’t go empty stomach the next day, I guess not, I guess all feminists are too busy pushing their agenda ahead rather than caring about the future quality of life.
If precious equality is what you want then may be we should make capital punishment for women too(or is it already?), but surely I always find women frowning upon this, why frown ?? too harsh? Don’t like it? Then just shut the hell up. Bottomline – you can do whatever you want and I just wouldn’t care less.

One can always sense when a feminist is around. She is mostly the most outspoken one with all her jargons and politically correct sentences like calling blacks as African Americans , which basically means “hey look I notice you are black but I will be the patronizing bitch that I am and call you African American though it means that I observed that you skin tone is black and I think it’s a gross thing to call you so” . When you call someone skin tone fair, you blush, and black skin tone is suddenly derogatory?? Plz ,no more such bullshit.( I am talking to all the fairness cream companies too here).

And what is with their fuss with people looking at them. They get dolled up,wear push up bras ( don’t judge,everyone can detect a little anti gravity effect every now and then) and then expect that a guy shouldn’t take notice of such in your face thing. I mean If tomorrow , I stuff my crotch heavily and walk around in public surely I will get a few looks and giggles from women ,but would I mind,or take it as a compliment and not care about it much. I would take it as a compliment and then not care about it much. If you really decide to show your neckline and not have a few guys looking at you then I guess you should just shut the fuck up. And if guys want to touch you ,well handle it your way ,don’t pick up your skirt and come running to us. Just give the guy a sweet sucker punch to the face,I will even stand up and clap if I am near you when you are doing it, hell!, I would even take you out for dinner(believe me it will be a privilege for you).
Just don’t give me the double standards on your beliefs ,is that too much to ask? If you can take care of yourself ,please, by all means ,do so.

I feel there are many women who just do their job and really contribute to the system and what they don't need is the epidemic of feminism. They have their own perfectly working brains they can apply to tackle their own problems, no one needs to point out what their problems are or what they should do.plz every patronising douche out there,just shut the hell up.

On a different note i also have a theory which clearly suggests feminism is the cause of global warming , extinction of the Dodo bird and the steep decline of quality music in this era...but that's a discussion for some other day. Meanwhile all you damn feminists should put down your banners,go home,take a bath and be a little productive for the society,stop being such a leech.

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