2. Wait at the top floor for the elevator and then when it comes ask whether it is going up, when they laugh, say softly with a sheepish smile “only I know about the extra floor I guess”.
3. Call up reception from your neighbor’s desk and ask her to call out for Mr Ulasion , first name Jack.
4. Pretend to dodge invisible bullets.
5. Always leave a printout from your PC in bold letters saying “ I know what you did last night” at the common printer on the floor.
6. While working on your PC shout “oh no , they are on to me” and then get up and run frantically.
7. Say “I am in” and then type really fast without looking at your neighbour, suddenly pause , press enter and say “3..2..1…, whoa! I will never have to work again!”
8. Refer to yourself in the third person for one whole day.
9. Make your office supplies fight with each other.
10. Play the star wars music on your PC whenever you get up from your desk.
11. Look suspicious the entire day, and when asked why , say softly “easy,they can hear you”.
12. Start a conversation about girl friends, and when asked about yours , say , “ like you guys, mine’s also beautiful but also inflatable”.
13. Get a clap switch for your desk lights and then act all king like .
14. Draw a picture of a baby stabbing a lil white bunny with a kitchen knife and pin it up on your desk. On being asked say your 8 year old son made this because he wants to be a doctor when he grows up. Insist on an Awww.....
15. When in a crowded lift, say the floor numbers out loud when they pass by.
16. Get a gerbil and release it in the AC ducts.
17. Get up and pet the office plant in the corner and then return to your table.
18. Give an internet applause (tapping your finger gently on keyboard) and say yayyyy…. every time you finish with a download.
19. If you have a chair that spins then spin yourself and pretend to shoot a double barreled gun with your fingers. After coming to a stop blow the nozzle and say “mind it”.
20. Talk like the “rainman” the entire day.
21. Make a voodoo doll of your boss and pretend to do black (or African American) magic.
22. Read your company policy backwards and claim to have found hidden satanic messages.
23. When in a meeting sit way back , wear one of those big foam fingers showing “NO.1” and look seriously at your colleague giving a presentation. Later tell him , “that’s not the finger I was actually holding up”.
24. Pretend going to meetings as going to a movie theatre. Ask for drinks, insist for an usherer , whistle in between, claim you are bored and ask for your money back.
25. Before you get off the phone with a co-worker ask, “should I super-size that order” or “would you like fries with that”.
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