GADGETS I WOULD LIKE TO HAVE

The other day I was on YouTube and I watched a video of Microsoft's future endeavour in technology in gadgets. What they showed was quite good, for eg. a graphical interface telling you what you looking at and many more things. But this really doesn't fascinate me much . I like gadgets which  really make a hell lot of difference in my life.
But before I tell you about the gadgets I would like to have, you should probably know a few things about me.
I am a kinda guy who doesn't really like to be around people much. Forced socialising is not my cup of tea. I can't plaster a fake smile on my face and pretend to be interested in what you are saying. Chances are I would probabaly let you know. Sometimes I pretend to not remember the person when he/she says hi ,just out of the fear of a conversation. But that never works.I also do not understand the complexities involved in male-female bonding, not that I am gay or anything.To me life is not a box of choclates. My understanding of life so far is "If everything is coming your way, you are driving in the wrong lane".
Since now you know me a litlle better(or so you think) lets look at my dream gadgets.

Gadget no.1-.I believe this gadget has already made it's first cut in the movie Men In Black. I like to call it "The Zapper 2000".

Ya, that's right , it's the lil pen like thing which sends out a flash and erases your memory. I can't even begin to imagine what a life saver it would be for me. What if you are stuck talking to some boring coleague about his 3 month old baby for 15 mins? You just reach for your pocket and say "cheese" and you walk away.Come back ,crack him in the nuts and then say "cheese" again and leave.Everybody wins.No, actualy only I win.  But that's the idea I believe.
You can use this on yourself too if you need to get something unpleasant out of your head.Saw telletubbies? Walking behind a fat guy wearing sliding hip jeans? Accidentally felt a guy in the crowded train? Saw F.R.I.E.N.D.S? fear not, just take out the zapper 2000 and free yourself from the 4 nights of insomnia.But overuse on self can make you talk like a doddering oaf or even worse, like George Bush.

Gadget no 2-I believe as human beings we have come a long way understanding ourselves, how we operate.
We have gracefully accepted evolution and all the answers it offers us. But none of that understanding from evolution still enables us to understand a woman yet.We know more about the mating habits of baboons than we do about women.So I am not going to spend my time deciphering this code, instead a gadget should do all this. I like to call it the "Womanalyzer". This would be just a hi-tech pair of shades which gives you relevant details in graphical form on your shades of the woman in your vision.Just like the microsoft future gadgets . Data represented should be in 'guy terms'. I have taken the liberty to demonstrate a few.

 

 

 

No more dating game. Just wear it and pretend all is well with the world. No more trying to figure out mixed signals. Kinda like the "Lemon Law"(courtesy:Barney Stinson-HIMYM).

And if the remote chance arises that the device has misguided you, well, you can always reach for your pocket and say "cheese".

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