NO!! I WON'T MESSAGE YOU MY OPINION

If i had to describe the news channels in one word it would have to be-SELLOUT.
Man, nowadays news channels are the biggest media for dissemination of instant bullshit throughout the country.They can make you gulp down their shit for hours together and youN wouldn't know a thing.

Everything on news nowadays sets my bullshit alarm flying.I can't imagine who gives a rats ass to why some miracle stone in some temple takes in alcohol,and if this wasn't enough they would get some anal retentive professor from some third world country to explain the bullshit and the audience eats all this up with a spoon.And why do they have to discuss whats happenin in some saas bahu program in news channel,it jus doesn make sense.Why do they think that anyone gives a damn about what rakhi sawant wore in some raunchy number she did or how dhoni changed his hairstyle or how the great khali is destroyin everyone in wwf,who cares!!! Do they realy think that they can unload such pigcrap on us and we won't notice it,cos i am definitely onto their bullshit and wouldn't flinch even once while blasting the brain of a reporter if i had a shotgun and it would be cool too as other sucker reporters will come running for the story but only to find the end of my shotgun's smoking nozzle.

What pissed me off even more was when a kid used to find a sweet hole to fall in and the whole day the news channel would be showing his struggle against death. And then when he is freed everyone grants him free education for lifetime.I ask where was all this willingness to spend the money before!!! You could have spent the same money on 10 kids education to get them to school rather than spending it on that one kid from the hole.This is what realy ticks me off,everything has to be a big show first and only then the news channel will unload their charity on some poor kid who doesn't even understand whats happening and use him as their marketing and promotional mascot.OOOH!!!and do they stop their bullshit here???no fucking way,all throughout the next day they will make you realise that their news channel gave the money for his education .

And just when i think that this was their last wave of bullshit at me (big mistake) i get punched in the face with some more bullshit like message us your opinion to 5656.WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT!!! Don't people know that profit from rs 6/sms is split up between the phone companies and the news channel,while you message your ass away with your worthless opinions they keep pointing and laughing at your sorry ass for falling prey to their "idiot catcher plan" of messaging opinion. And they wouldn't even stop from asking the dumbest of questions like "do you think its going to rain tomorrow?" or "will tomorrow's solar eclipse be a curse on the nation?",and still there will be people messaging in with their shit answers.And if the news channels don't get enough sms they will make up a fake pie chart and try to generalize the result for the whole nation.All this sucks balls,dinosaur balls!!! i gues getting kicked in my nuts by 10 great khalis would be less painful than letting them forcefeed their bullshit down my throat.

BUT YOU ARE STILL A DUMBASS FOR DOING SO!!!




conclusion- people reading this article still don't care what i wrote and choose to be bitch slapped by the news channels with their propaganda.

WHAT HE WAS REALLY THINKING

MY RECENT FINDING



I WILL GET YOU NEXT TIME......

I HATE BUTLERS

DEFINITION-A butler is a senior servant in a large household whose duties traditionally include taking care of any wishes of the family and the management of the other servants of the household.

MY INTERPRETATION-evil twisted asshole.

Man i hate butlers so very much.what is their job description anyway.They act like a family member around the house but still are doing all the useless shit work like bringing drinks and polishing things nobody gives a damn about.It's creepy man.
The word "butler" comes from the french word "bouteillier"which means a cup bearer.What the hell is this job suppose to mean.ooooh,step aside,i am a cup bearer.I personally think they have a hidden agenda and that they are all evil.
Now i know some people must be tryin to back them up by sayin cheesy lines such as"God serves man but he's not his servant,serving is the art of the supreme being himself".OHHH COME ON give me a break and cut the shit out,they are all evil and i know it.
One can always spot a spooky butler in some old mansion in england who answers the door with an expressionless face and has his chin up and looks down at you with contempt and talks in that high pitch accentuated irritating voice.Man this really pisses me off.What are you lookin at you worthless piece of shit wearing a penguin coat outfit and giving me the cold look.
I totally hated BATMAN'S butler Alfred in the movie.he just rubbed me the wrong way,always coming to the bat cave bringing tea and olive drinks and messing with batcave instruments.man!he should just die,he's not needed.I am sure whenever batman went out he secretly used to try on the extra bat costume infront of the mirror that sicko Alfred.
Even in novels i am sure all of you must have read atleast one book in which the climax of a murder mystery warms upto the sentence like "IT'S THE BUTLER!!!!!",and it turns out that all this while he was trying to kill his master so that he can inherit the property of his master he had so long desired.Why are butlers such assholes and why do people trust them.I HATE THEM.Even in the show 'the fresh prince of bel air' the butler always had that smug look on his face as if he knows something that we don't know and always trying to sound smart by saying some shitty one liner to which only he giggles to and then walks away.Man i hated him so much.

Listen all you butlers i don't care how qualified you are or how you passed out from a prestigious butler college you are not better than me and could never be, so just give me my drink and water the palnts and do some stupid ass shit like giving the cat a bath, serves you right you evil limpdick.
OH NO WAIT!! I have something even better for you.



LIKE MESSING WITH EQUIPMENTS,EH?WHY DON'T YOU TRY THIS ONE ALFRED



AAAARRRGHHHHH!!!I HATE THEM SO MUCH.

IS IT A MAN!!! IS IT A WOMAN!!!, NO-its Leonardo Decaprio

The other day i ws flippin through channels relentlessly cos there was nothing worthwhile on tv as usual.Then i came across a scene on some channel where 2 girls where getting it on,so naturally i stopped on that channel.Don't judge me,everyone likes a little girl on girl action once in a while,even girls.Now mind you i was sitting atleast 4 metres away from the tv.Just when my body had started to show any signs of appreciation to what it was seeing ,on a closer look i found out what first appeared to be our regular innocent girl on girl action was more of a Leonardo Decaprio on girl action.I totally passed out cold instantly because of the trauma and fell and hit my head.(i am ok now,you guys dont have to worry)
WHO THE FUCK STILL USES HIM FOR SUCH SCENES????ANSWER ME DAMMIT!!! ,he might be a good actor but he sure as hell cannot pull of a sex scene,reason???,cos he is just too fuckin girly lookin.Come on you directors couldn't you atleast use a body double so that innocent people like me are not duped into believing something else.Dosn't matter what he does he stil comes out lookin like a nancy boy in his teens tryin to explore his sexuality by perverse methods.I am sure that we will find loads of panties n thongs n gowns in his dressing cabinet,most of which will be pink.I generally don't get pissed of with such steamy scenes when i see it in the theatre but if he is in it then i become extra cautious.Even during the movie Titanic when they where getting it on in the car i had a lot of trouble figurin out which one Kate Winslet was.So went back home and had a good bath to clean off the feeling of dirt and filth i had just seen.Its a must.
Seriously guys i strongly recommend him extradose high power testosterone shots every half an hour,that will atleast get him to a state somewhere between elton john ,an englishman and a regular heavy drinking,chainsaw loving man.



But for now i have taken the liberty to forward his name to the "international manliness detection comission"(founded in 1986) to get him judged for his manliness quotient.The RESULTS came back today.take a look.

MERCY KILLING-shouldn't be an option for some

You know i have never understood the concept of mercy killing ever.I mean how can someone else decide to pull the plug on someone,even if he is brain damaged.i just don't get it.
But the more i listen to Condoleezza Rice speakin the more i understand what mercy killing supporters are tryin to say.Hey guys her name is too big ,so henceforth i shall refer to her as BITCH.All of you must have heard her recent deductions for the cause of world hunger.The bitch thinks we indians have become so well off that we are actually able to eat,and not just eat,eat so much that we are causing food prices to go up.
Just when i finished hearin this the vein in my forehead started throbbin like anything,and i totaly punched my maid in a flash of blinding anger(she didn't press charges,she is very understanding).I mean seriously guys how can we let her live like this,this bitch first of al has the IQ of a dinner plate and secondly looks like a chimp with a prostrate problem(ooooh am i being too racist,who cares!!!!).We should realy put her out of her misery.She has suffered enough,its time that we did her a favour by putting her to sleep.We should immediately send off a goup of our finest hunters and totaly drag her ass back from whichever jungle this chimp is living in.





I don't know what this ignorant american is yapping about.Does she even know that the finest of every food material be it rice,mangoes,apples...... get exported first to the u.s.a and we indians actualy consume whats leftover.But noooo this bitch has to yap about how she thinks we are devouring the whole planet like a pest.For that matter americans even consume much more than everyone else not only in the food department but also in other sectors too.I still see hungry indians everywhere and i dont see them go and snatch someone else's food.Who wil explain this bitch that telling people they eat more just shows how much her head is up her ass.Get it out bitch and look around,u will see what an ape you realy are.
By the way aren't we paying for food even if we are importin it or buyin it,how is that suppose to cause economic instability and world hunger.listen bitch,people starved 50 years before and they are stil starving, noone has got anything to do with it,it's just that the economy of these countries is not there at all and thanks to maggot country like yours nobody can emerge as a developing nation cos then you wud slap their faces with stupid allegations like world hunger,climatic changes,species getting extinct,rising cases of teen pregnancies in u.s...............And if this doesn't satisfy you you would make them sign your pussy nuclear treaty which basicaly says that america gets the right to piss on everyone else whenever it feels like.
I cant believe she was the national security advisor .I mean how did she even get the job,did someone loose a bet or something???or the pussys at the white house were playin their weekly game of "Truth or Dare" with her n they dared her to join the commity.this sucks.America can never prosper ethically if they keep spawning out dumbass obnoxious loudmouth overovulating sex deprived bitches like her.
So as a caring human being i feel i should also do my bit for ending world hunger and i would like to propose the first step we all need to take to even head in the right direction.





GRAB A PLATE..............................burp

MTV ROADIES-the union of the dumbasses

i know mny of u worthles ppl out der wud frown on dis cos u think its d greatest show ever(thou d intrvws r gud).wel heres y i thnk it sucks.


u hv dis lean mean bald guy sittin infrnt of u across d room(dunno his name,i thnk its raghu) who luks wid d same damn expression at evry1 which says"i am better dan u bitch",n den u hv dese enormous dumbasses who keep walkin in thru dat door just so dat our bald friend here can unleash a frsh can of pure whoop-ass evry single time n den hv a hearty laf about hw fucked up d kid ws.thou i dunno y d bald guy alwys hs a sidekick who suddenly thnks dat even hes as tuf as d bald guy n strts spewin sum shit questions of his own 2 d morons who walk in.
aftr dis very sophisticated state of d art drilling process dey do shrt list d final dumbasses who r 2 be aired.al dese dicks hv a winning smile on dere faces which enables dem 2 thnk dat dey hv finally developed a true personality n dat dey must be d coolest ppl on earth n at the same time try 2 hide al dis enthusiasm wid a false modesty.wat dey dnt realise is d fact dat dey try 2 choose d types who go nuts over nuthn fr dis show,obvsly nobody wud lik 2 c a bunch of calm intellectuals ridin dere bikes d whole time n doin shity tasks.
so here dey go d ppl wid "diverse pesonalities" on a funky road trip.unfortunately d diversity jus boils down 2 dese few character traits which i give u one by one

1.the regular bitch- dis is d most common character on dis show.dese maggots generaly dun hv a spine n alwys swing towrds d way d wind blows,dere loyalty is up for sale 24/7 jus fr peanuts n can adjust to any situation.dese dun get eliminated so soon.

2.the super bitch- dis one is an upgraded version of d above mentioned,she has fangs n retractable claws which she uses every nw n den wen she needs 2 mark her kill or a prey.she posses d awsum quality 2 hv a poker face d whole time only 2 reveal at d end dat shes d ultimate whore d team has been lukin for.if she plys her bitchy cards rite den she manages 2 stay til d end odrwise dese skanks donot make it dat far.

3.the emotionaly crippled minihunk-deres always dis one guy who knws just d rite buttons 2 press for most of d woman in d grup,n being d bitches dey r dey also fancy him,so wat does he do next?
he turns up his charm n gives dem d glimpse of his warm heart.he generaly very easily manages 2 get d frst type i hv mentioned.so dis guy aftr his regular visit frm d gynacologist teams up wid d odr guys n comes up wid a gay plan of his own.gnrlly dis guys mask is lifted aftr a few eliminations.

nw dat i hv classified dis anal retentive jackasses lets luk in2 wat extreme tasks dey do.dese tasks may include pointless activities like tryin 2 score a goal wid his arm tied n blindfolded but only 2 realise moments ltr dat d prsn u hit d ball wid whos standin infrnt of u gets eliminated,dis sort of stuf is d twist or masala as u may cal it in dere tasks.
den aftr dat al d precious immunity shit happens.basically dis cock fight goes on until thr remains d biggest cock of al who takes it al.dis program is so shitty dat i cant even stress dis fact stongly enuf so i am jus gonna stop scribblin stuf n let u thnk bout it(i am tired).

MY SINCERE THOUGHTS

SO it hs finally happened,i have started writing blogs,ya i know what a waste of time and energy(wat a corny way 2 start off d blog).but the intention of my blogs is not to write all shady n cheesy stuff about how beautiful nature is or how precious my friends are or how i hope everyone cud hold hands and sing gay songs until the world accepts peace,but its about PURE BITCHING about things dat piss me off on a daily basis.Y?may be because i am to much of a panzie to say it out in d open(thou sayn it here is d same thing,but who cares) or maybe because i can do so.
so most of the things u come across in my section wud be the things dat set my bullshit alarm flying.this doesnt mean i hate evrythn but it jus means dat i shud give equal credit 2 thngs i hate by sheer bitching.so here i go....