Man, nowadays news channels are the biggest media for dissemination of instant bullshit throughout the country.They can make you gulp down their shit for hours together and youN wouldn't know a thing.
Everything on news nowadays sets my bullshit alarm flying.I can't imagine who gives a rats ass to why some miracle stone in some temple takes in alcohol,and if this wasn't enough they would get some anal retentive professor from some third world country to explain the bullshit and the audience eats all this up with a spoon.And why do they have to discuss whats happenin in some saas bahu program in news channel,it jus doesn make sense.Why do they think that anyone gives a damn about what rakhi sawant wore in some raunchy number she did or how dhoni changed his hairstyle or how the great khali is destroyin everyone in wwf,who cares!!! Do they realy think that they can unload such pigcrap on us and we won't notice it,cos i am definitely onto their bullshit and wouldn't flinch even once while blasting the brain of a reporter if i had a shotgun and it would be cool too as other sucker reporters will come running for the story but only to find the end of my shotgun's smoking nozzle.
What pissed me off even more was when a kid used to find a sweet hole to fall in and the whole day the news channel would be showing his struggle against death. And then when he is freed everyone grants him free education for lifetime.I ask where was all this willingness to spend the money before!!! You could have spent the same money on 10 kids education to get them to school rather than spending it on that one kid from the hole.This is what realy ticks me off,everything has to be a big show first and only then the news channel will unload their charity on some poor kid who doesn't even understand whats happening and use him as their marketing and promotional mascot.OOOH!!!and do they stop their bullshit here???no fucking way,all throughout the next day they will make you realise that their news channel gave the money for his education .
And just when i think that this was their last wave of bullshit at me (big mistake) i get punched in the face with some more bullshit like message us your opinion to 5656.WHY THE HELL WOULD I DO THAT!!! Don't people know that profit from rs 6/sms is split up between the phone companies and the news channel,while you message your ass away with your worthless opinions they keep pointing and laughing at your sorry ass for falling prey to their "idiot catcher plan" of messaging opinion. And they wouldn't even stop from asking the dumbest of questions like "do you think its going to rain tomorrow?" or "will tomorrow's solar eclipse be a curse on the nation?",and still there will be people messaging in with their shit answers.And if the news channels don't get enough sms they will make up a fake pie chart and try to generalize the result for the whole nation.All this sucks balls,dinosaur balls!!! i gues getting kicked in my nuts by 10 great khalis would be less painful than letting them forcefeed their bullshit down my throat.
BUT YOU ARE STILL A DUMBASS FOR DOING SO!!!
conclusion- people reading this article still don't care what i wrote and choose to be bitch slapped by the news channels with their propaganda.
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